Dream Investigator

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

i dreamed that i played tennis with a mad man...as the aliens pummelled us with shit .

i dreamed that the cat fell off the roof...into a land of prehistoric badgers .

i dreamed that my pineapple...beat the shit out of my banana...then threw it to a monkey .

i dreamed i trapped a pink , puffy ferry inside my pillow...he just sat there .

i dreamed that a tiger fell off a mountain and died while chasing a duck .

billy dreamed that his penis was turning into a swallow...and as oral sex was being performed on him...he kept on saying..." swallow , swallow " .